Friday Funnies
11/06/2009 07:45:00 AM
More posts from The Funny Things My Kids Say:
- This morning I was helping Zander with his school work. In phonics, he
has to read the words in the left column and then write the words under
the correct picture on the page.
He got stuck on the word "pane." I had him do all of the other words he knew and then come back to that one. He got all of the other words finished and saw that all that was left was the word pane and a picture of a window.
He excitedly said, "Oh! I get it! A pane is when a window gets scratched!"
- This morning, the boys were counting. Zander can go past 100 now, so he
was showing off. Jace decided he wanted in on the action and started
counting.
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,17,18,19,20."
Zander stopped him cold and said, "Jace! You skipped 16!"
To which Jace replied, "I don't know how to count to 16, so I just skip it!"
- I had a horrible migraine all day, and the boys didn't understand that I needed quiet. After the 15th time of telling them to lower their voices, I said, "You guys, I am so tired of telling you to be quiet!" To which Zander replied, "Well, if you're tired of telling us, why don't you just stop?"
- We were eating dinner tonight, and out of the blue, Zander asked, "Mom? Are you sure you weren't around when Mary gave birth to Jesus?"
Then, later that night, Gene gave me a kiss before he got his shower before work. Jace looked at him and said, "Hey, she's my wife." After Gene left the room, he told me that he was going to marry me just as soon as he was a grown up. I told him that if he was going to marry me, we needed a preacher, and asked him who the preacher would be. He said, "Daddy can be the preacher. He yells enough."
- We have had major car trouble all day. My Expedition shakes like crazy
and has absolutely no power. As we were driving to church this evening,
we decided to turn around and go home. It just didn't seem safe to be
in the truck on the mountain roads.
As we were heading back home, the boys couldn't figure out why we were going the wrong way. Zander shouted up to us, "Hey! Church is the other way! Preacher's gonna get mad if we get lost!"
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