Some Funnies for the Weekend...

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Today, I thought I'd share some funnies from one of my other blogs. Here are just a few of the funny things my kids have said:

• We bought Parker a HUGE blow-up playpen. (It was on sale for an absolute steal!) While we were blowing it up (because our air pump keeled out), we were all taking turns. All of a sudden, Jace burst into tears. When I asked him why he was crying he said, "Zander's going to use up all his air if he keeps blowing!"

• Jace has been really sick all week. Last night, he was lying in my bed and Parker was next to him. Jace was talking away to Parker and then he accidentally called Parker "Lucy." I couldn't help but giggle when I heard Jace tell Parker:
  
  "I'm so sorry, Parker. I know you're not Lucy. Blame it on Mama. She's the one who had all these kids."
  

• Jace was mad at me this afternoon because I wouldn't let him do something that he wanted to do. He told me, "When I grow up, I'm going to do whatever I want to do!"
  
  Zander jumped in and said, "Only if your wife says you can!"
  

• This afternoon, as we were driving into town, we saw a bunch of trucks in front of our little post office, and yellow Caution tape. Ashley's eyes grew as big as saucers and she asked, "Was someone killed at our post office?"
  
  (Now, you must know that we live in a teeny town, popluation... about 12. Nothing ever happens here, and if it does, Grandma tells me. She didn't tell me about someone being killed outside of our post office.)
  
  As we drove past the post office, we saw that they were pouring new sidewalk, and the yellow caution tape was to keep people away from the freshly poured concrete.
  
  I asked Ash why she thought someone had been killed, and she said, "Because on tv they only use that yellow tape at a crime scene."

I love having a large family, because you never know what you'll hear out of any of their mouths - at any given time!

What are some of the funny things your kids have said?